Love affair

I have two girlfriends, one in Phoenix and one in Santa Fe. Coincidentally, each woman has met a wealthy man and is madly in love with him. Whenever I speak with a girlfriend, she tells me how great her boyfriend is to her. Trips, new cars, money in her account, credit cards she can use, jewelry, massages, fancy dinners….I hear about all the fun they are each having with their boyfriends. If they ask me how I am, I tell them that I am having a love affair with a 3 year old colt named Zum!